LISTEN UP GUYS!!!!!!
THiNGS GUYS SHOULD NOE BOUT GiRLS
1. Whatever you do, don`t just show up at their
they run around in their underwear just like
2. Don`t cheat on them. It may seem
girls tell each other everything about everything.
Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy
friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop
a hat, and a lot of them wouldn`t even wait for the
4. Never miss an opportunity
to tell them they`re
5. Don`t refuse to kiss infront of your friends. If
laugh at you, it`s because they`re jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don`t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If
they`re going out with you in the first place, it`s
they like being in your arms.
8. If you DON`T sleep with them, do not tell your
that you did.
9. If you DO sleep with them, don`t tell your friends
that you did.
10. You can be dirty minded in private, really... most
of them are not offended by it...
11. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them eat
Most of them don`t mind paying half of everything.
13. Every girl should eventually get
three things from
her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his
sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it`s
a serious relationship.
14. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you
can. If you
aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
she's home safely.
15. If a guy is bothering
her, it is your right to
kick the stuffing out of him.
16. If you`re talking to a female
friend of yours,
pull your girlfriend closer.
17. Never, ever slap her, even if it`s
just in a
joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says,"Oh,
you`re so dumb" or something, never make any gestures
18. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't
care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that
19. You`re dead meat if you can`t get along with their
pets, parents and best friends.
Be prince charming to
their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make
sure to be nice to their animals.
20. Don`t flirt with their moms... that`s just freaky.
Don`t be freaked out by PMS. It`s not gross, and
it really does make them feel like crud, so be
22. If you don`t like the way they drive, you do it !!
23. If you`re officially
dating, and you`re
introducing her to your friends, you`d better dang
well introduce her as your girlfriend.
24. Don`t stress where you go for every date. They
really only want to be with you.
If they complain that something hurts, rub it for
them without being asked.
are fragile. Even if you play
fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
27. Memorize their
birthdays and every memorable date.
You forget and you`re basically screwed for life.
Don`t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
29. Don`t give her something stupid for her
or Christmas or Valentine`s day. It doesn`t have to be
expensive, but it has to be meaningful (it can be
30. After you`ve been dating for a while, realize that
they really have started
to trust you. When you have a
girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more
responsibility, priviledge and control
than you would
think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for
that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
heyyyyy web surfers! waz up? nothing much going on n my life. ive got a perfect bf but a messed up home life and a messed
up past....so its thanxgiving break. well, im booked--4 the most part.
wednesday--going running w/ CP 4m 1:00-5:00 and mayb ill get 2 c C!!!!!
thursday--thanxgiving--im gonna get
so fat w/ all the food thats gonna b there. i luv pumpkin pie but no dessert 4 me! i dont need 2 b gaining weight!
me and CP r going running then 1:00-10:00 im going 2 Ls house 4 a harry potter marathon and C iz gonna b there
mite come ovr 2 do a video we r gonna put 2gether called the real world sltho we may need sum more footage then 4m 4:30-11:30
im babysitting lowe grlz.
funfun....man i wanna party or shop or sumthing other.i think K thinks im mad @ her. im not but watevr. but i think shes
mad @ me 2. i got mad @ her cuz she kept slapping C--my bf--and it seems like evrytime i so much as accedinatally bump n2
my cuzn--her bf--shell slap me as if i tried 2 kill him! so i waz like yeah u cant come 2 my house ovr break cuz im busy and
she jus stopped talking 2 me. so i waz like man wat did i do but im gonna call her. man, i alwayz make a mess of things. watevr.
well, 2 contradict evry guy that eats lunch w/ me--GRLZ R TTLY BETTER THAN GUYZ!i kno grlz
r like ttly more emotional than guyz but dont b hatin jus cuz grlz kno how 2 express themselves! haha yeah i luv ya C! yeah
well, i g2g now!
til next time,